Fanboy Slaughter

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Here goes OldWizard again, posting his own sh!t to get hits on his site...although I do agree with the "Tight Jeans and Indie music kids", they suck.

But nonetheless, this isn't news because he's a Nintendo F**b*y.

5750d ago 3 agree1 disagreeView comment

I've grown to know that any and all defense attorneys are scum, considering they make a living doing nothing more than getting criminals put back on the streets, and making pariahs out of victims.

Line these people up and give Natural Selection a helping hand. I say that if you're a defense attorney, you shouldn't be allowed to be a gamer, especially if your greed gets you to do things to hurt an industry you have some love for, and gets you to hurt people who have already been ...

5751d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

Keep choosing your words wisely, Crab, "Eye....Have....You....&q uot;, you would know what that means if you had a PS3.

5751d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

You get bubbles for having an avatar from Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, one of the worst movies ever made but it made me laugh.

5755d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

Completely beyond me how you're not barred to the open zone.

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5755d ago

Well, if you want a gamer girl, I think the first thing you gotta do is NOT read an article on how to get a gamer girl.

But if you want my opinion of it, if you expect to get a girl that's into games, you better throw your "looks" preferences right out the window, because I can guarantee you the next gamer chick you find isn't gonna look like Jo Garcia.

Let me reiterate that I'm not stereotyping that gamer girls are ugly, some are quite cute and are fun...

5755d ago 9 agree0 disagreeView comment

Wowee. If Too Human were indeed human, he'd probably be bleeding out his ass from the sheer force of the hate.

I haven't played it yet, but something tells me this game is destined for a new dimension of Bargain Bins the likes of which mankind may not yet be ready to see.

5755d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

My thoughts exactly. I got so bored playing it that I didn't even bother finishing it. I've heard the online mode is deserted all the time.

Most over-hyped trash ever, that game was.

5755d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

I have something similar for my Gamecube. It's a softmod called SD media Launcher. Costs around $50 bucks but it comes with a boot disk that allows you to launch programs from an SD card inserted into a GC Memory Card Housing (i.e. emulators).

5756d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

hey fermcr, put me on there too willya, and comment reply to let me know....oh wait, you only got two bubs, lolz.

Never interested in making a PS3 game because making one would be the programming equivalent of running on a treadmill for 2 years straight, and I don't think Newell's man boobs would appreciate that.

5757d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

To everyone who invested REAL money in VIRUTAL land....you deserve to have been swindled in something so unpredictable and changing as an online GAME (Yes it was a game, it was not LIFE).

Everybody knows that the internet is only a breeding ground for the next Flavor of the Week. Remember Hamsterdance? Yeah, that idiotic thing that was one of the web's top visited sites? Not anymore, you know why? Because something more asinine came along. Second Life only got popular beca...

5758d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

...."War was beginning"....

"What Happen ?"....

"Somebody set up us the bomb."....

"We Get Signal."...

"What!"...

"Main Screen Turn on."...

"It's You!!"...

"How are you gentleman?...ALL YOU BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!"...

"You are on the way to destruction."....

"What y...

5759d ago 6 agree0 disagreeView comment

Ouch.

If this game had an ass it would be redder than hot iron from all the slaps it's been getting.

Sad to see it flop though, I personally love Silicon Knights and I would hate to see them go under because of this $100+ million dollar flop.

5760d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

You lose bubbles for the link to that video.

Every country has one atrocity or another to cover up in it's history. Not that it makes what this was any less significant, but nevertheless it's pretty bigoted of you to say that about Japanese culture now, as opposed to almost a century ago, when the entire world OPENLY hated each other.

Not to mention that documentary has zero credibility, what with the scream track playing and the ridiculous horror movie stock fo...

5761d ago 4 agree0 disagreeView comment

Speedtest is next to worthless. While it gives you an idea of what your transfer rate is, it doesn't give a consistent average.

Speedtest is designed to test your connection using the fastest means possible of sending something to your computer, and it usually makes you choose a server that's closest to you, despite the fact that most website access is from across the country, or even from another country.

My results as follows:
From Chicago, closest to m...

5761d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Once again, speedy broadband continues to get buried by the likes of Comcast and their price-gouging of American Customers.

I guess starting later this year, my 10Mb/s cable connection (which was STANDARD by Insight) is going to be classified as "business class", and is going to run me about $60/month, while "residential class" as they call it, is going to be $50/month for a measly 6Mb/s. I pay $35/month now, but that's only because I had to annihilate the ...

5761d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

GRRR!!!! This sucks so bad!!! My PS3 bricked last night and now I'm out on a PS3 for at least 3 weeks!!!

5769d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

The Olympics already have enough "sports" in them that aren't really sports, like all the cruddy equestrian (horse-riding for the nimrods) events.

Riding a horse is not something that I would consider Olympian, it's was the just all the debutantes whining for more competition so their rich daddies bought horse-riding into the competition.

Such as with gaming...it has no place in the Olympics, they've been desecrated enough already. And don't start with...

5770d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Ouch, I need to read the review itself before I say anything, because D-toid is usually pretty reliable, but at the same time the guy even put the D-toid robot in the game, and they still slammed it, which on one hand is a pretty sh!tty thing to do, but also on the other hand you have an obligation to let the public know of a sh!tty game.

I guess in this case it would pay not to sh!t in your own back yard. (more or less meaning that don't get all buddy-buddy with a dev just in...

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